*EMS*

How the hell do chickens work? In particular the whole egg production process. Chickens are fairly small, and they can chuck out an egg a day, so do they make one egg in one day (seems a pretty tall order), or do they have several eggs in varying stages of production, in which case where on earth do they keep all of that gubbins?

I appreciate that in knowing the answer to this I may never be able to enjoy scrambled eggs in quite the same way again, but enquiring minds want to know.

Anyone...?

I have recently been feeling rather hermit-like. Normal service will be resumed shortly.

Happy new year.

EMS

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someone please kick foz that would make me feel better cheers ems oh dear god

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I am feeling soooo apathetic I am still at work and I can't be bothered to get up, go to my car and drive home.

*sigh*

Maybe it's because I have to go to the supermarket first... which I am really not sure about.

I know as soon as I get moving it will be okay - but what concerns me is, will i be able to get out of my car when I get to my destination? Or will I just not be bothered to do that either? I could spend the whole weekend in my car!

In other news, I found a catapillar in a mange tout today (note to self: another vegetable to take of the 'eat' list).

Energy returning... I can do this...

Re: the 'incident' this morning.

I never liked that wing mirror much anyway, and I am sure the garage need my money more than I do.


*mutter*

Anybody want any vodka jelly?

Has been a funny week in all.

Had a haircut, read Cosmo, almost felt like one of the masses for a moment there. I have come to the conclusion that the only people I can't commuicate correctly with is hairdressers. It isn't that I didn't get the do I wanted... I have also come to the conclusion that if I go to a hairdressers I will come out with one of two haircuts. The generic haircut (long), and the generic haircut mk. 2 (short); no matter how much I pay for said 'do'.

enough for now.

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Right now...

...now...

...now, I am drunk enough.

...greatest respect.

...kiss my a$$.

EMS

EDIT

Yes yes yes, now I have a hangover. Cry. Could someone please kick Foz, that would make me feel better.


Cheers

EMS

Oh dear God, what a super little procrastinator am I!

So much to do, so little time and yet spending a day looking up rubbish on the internet and downloading music is a much better idea.

:)

In other news I start a new job on the first of June. The downside is that I have another month of doing two people's jobs and running around like a blue ar$ed fly to go, but I have a week off, and May is very generous with it's Bank Holidays (aren't Bank Holidays the best?)

F**K, there is a dead spider in my tray of rasperries *vom* !!!

That's just nasty...

:(

EMS

Today I am annoyed by watermelon pips and pointless blog entries.

What a f***ing day!

*throws self off multi-storey car-park*

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I passed my driving test - woohoo!!!

The last few times I have been randomly surfing I have found a few people linking to this:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29/

I just thought I would perpetuate this. It's an oldie, but a goodie.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I have to do a training presentation tomorrow. I have't prepared anything, and I don't really know what I am doing.

The good - Rammstein at the weekend - ruled - end of
The bad - Didn't get over to see Foz, bad me
The ugly - The guy in the leather jacket on Saturday night who talked b*llox really loudly all the time and complained that it was hot - whilst still wearing the leather jacket. Tw*t.

The good - drove most of the way home from London - I will pass my driving test this time
The bad - white van driving c**tmunkey that sat right up my arse while I was driving at 50mph, in a 50mph zone
The ugly - my 'driving' shoes - they are so bad

The good - got sent a brand new iPod as a replacement for my slightly scratched and knackered previous 'pod
The bad - got to leave said 'pod on charge for the next god knows how many hours. No playing :(
The ugly - Really need to clean out the fridge - it's scary in there

The good - day off today - woo!
The bad - back to work tomorrow
The ugly - have to prepare a training course, I am running out of creative avoidance techniques. I'm gonna have to bite the bullet and get it done - woe.

The good - dying my hair and playing Resi 4 today
The bad - Tom's mate is over this afternoon and they will want no doubt take over the TV for GT4 playing
The ugly - No more uglies - all is good :)

EMS

This is my first post this year.

...John Peel, what a legend.

'Nuff said.

EMMA